Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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