you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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