When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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