so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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