im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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