Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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