Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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