I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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