Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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