I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Never joke about your clitoris.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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