oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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