Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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