oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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