One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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