i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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