Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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