I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she was so not down for the gang bang
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Enjoy the penises
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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