Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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