paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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