Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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