Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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