She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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