This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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