i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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