i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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