i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Randomize
