I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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