we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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