There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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