it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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