is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he wants to bone in the snuggie
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
