I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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