I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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