I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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