we have officially lost it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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