Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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