i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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