so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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