Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
FUCK WHALES
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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