She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
how does that bad decision feel?
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