He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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