do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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