Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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