you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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