No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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