fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
