he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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