I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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