I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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