she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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