found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Randomize
