Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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