I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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