But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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